Now Know Ye, It is our great honor and joy to declare, publish, and let it be known to all the world that, Robert-Andrew, and Shannon-Colleen, of the House of Jones, who are People of North Carolina and Americans, through their lawful and natural union have created and given birth to their newly freeborn son and lawful heir. He has been born living on land and soil held in allodium on the County of Mecklenburg Republic of North Carolina at 6:04 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on the 29th day of November 2025 Anno Domini, being 22 inches long and weighing 8lbs 2oz. Said lawful Heir's lawful name shall be: Samuel-Atlas Of the House of Jones.
This Freeborn son and child of Nature and Nature’s God shall be under the direct care, protection, tutelage, and guidance of Robert-Andrew and Shannon-Colleen and shall be deemed as their private biological property until he comes to full lawful age and right and obtains the ability to become an autonomous and competent administrator of his own affairs.